|Napoleon before it all went wrong (c) Andy Mossack|
|Me and my buddy the Napster. (c) Andy Mossack|
|A squad of Wellington's finest (c) Andy Mossack|
He looked at me as though he had just trodden in something soft and smelly, curled his lip in total disdain, spat out "Merde" and turned on his heel and marched out.
Not the best opening to an interview. Perhaps I should have wished him luck first.